Taking the Lonnnggg Wayyy

Dear Me
Congratulations on a longish and successful day!
I say 'longish' because, compared to many in the world, I'm sure my day was very average
(I live a quite relaxed, easy going, only small amounts of boring time commitments (work, mostly))

SO THIS WENT DOWN TONIGHT
I WAS WORKING A LITTLE GIG
THERE WAS A GUY THERE NAMED: (FOR YOU) ROB LOWE
ROB LOWE IS A TALL, LEAN, AUSTRALIAN WITH CRAZY HAIR
LIKE HE JUST STUCK HIS FINGER IN AN ELECTRICAL SOCKET
BUT CUTE AND SURFER-Y
NOT MY TYPICAL TYPE BUT I'LL FUCK ANYTHING ONCE
ANYWHO
AS SOON AS I MET HIM
I COULD TELL HE WAS 'ATTRACTED' TO ME
ENERGETICALLY
I KNEW HE WANTED ME
AND I THOUGHT ABOUT HIM
FROM TIME TO TIME
(AS I DO
DAILY
WEIGHING POTENTIAL LOVERS
IN LONDONTOWN)
HE HAS A FACE I WANT TO LOOK AT OVER AND OVER
CAUSE I CAN NEVER QUITE HOLD IT IN MY MIND
AND
IT'S WHEN YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING INTO A FACE LIKE THAT
THAT YOU REALLY STARE WHILE YOU'RE SPEAKING
AND
YOUR EYES MEET
AND REALLY LOCK
AND YOU REALIZE THIS PERSON IN GORGEOUS AND WONDERFUL
AND YOU WANT THEM
HE HAS THAT FACE
BUT
I DIDN'T REALIZE TILL TONIGHT
I'VE MET HIM 3 TIMES THESE WERE HIS ENERGETIC MESSAGES:
1: WHEN I KNEW HE WANTED ME
HAHAHA
2: I FELT HE WAS RESISTING LIKING ME - GF?
3: TONIGHT
I WAS ON STAGE DOING MY LITTLE THING
AND
HE WAS TAKING PICTURES OF THE EVENT
I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS DOING THIS
UNTIL I WAS ONSTAGE
HE WAS WEARING A BRIGHT GREEN SHIRT
AT ONE POINT
I FLIRTED WITH HIM A BIT
THROUGH THE CAMERA LENS
HE -DEFINITELY- ACKNOWLEDGED THIS
WITH A SMILE AND A VERY CUTE STUNNED EXPRESSION
THEN
AS THE SHOW GOES ON
I'M FEELING SOME HATE FROM THE AUSSIE LADIES
WHO WORK WITH ROB LOWE
'NAAAHHH' I TELL MY GUT
YOU'RE JUST BEING SELF CONSCIOUS AND SILLY
OR WAS I?
LATER I CATCH ROB LOWE'S EYE
AS I'M SHIPPING MOET CHAMPAGNE IN ONE OF THE DESIGNERS' OUTFITS
SCHMOOZING, MINGLING, SELLING
A VERY 'MRS ROBINSON' VIBE
WITH AN ALMOST SHEAR LEOPARD TOP
AND JUST A NUDE BRA UNDERNEATH
A LITTLE TOO MUCH HAIR AND MAKE UP
(FROM THE SHOW)
I CATCH HIS EYE AND HE LOOKS AT ME ALMOST SAD
THEN THIS VERY SLIGHT, PALE, DARK HAIRED, CLEVER LOOKING YOUNG WOMAN
PLACES A HEAVY HAND ON HER MAN'S SHOULDER
AND
LOCKS EYES WITH ME:
'HE IS MINE BITCH'
HER EYES SAY TO MINE
I STARE RIGHT BACK AND SMILE
BECAUSE I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
I DID NOT KNOW
IF YOU FELT ANYTHING BETWEEN US
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
THAT WAS ENERGETIC
AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T HELP THAT
CHEMISTRY IS CHEMISTRY RIGHT?!
ANYWAY
THERE WEREN'T PISTOLS AT DAWN
BUT I THINK BOTH US LADIES STAYED FIRM
MAYBE NEXT TIME THEY FUCK
THEY'LL BOTH THINK OF ME
: x
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THIS ISN'T THE LAST OF ROB LOWE
WHATEVER
THE 'SOMETHING' ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT