Being
An Actress
A Model
A Singer
A Teacher
A Bartender
A Soulmate
A Daughter
A Sister
A Kindred Spirit
A Friend
A Future Lover
Can Make It Hard To Also B
A Super Sexy Bloggerrr
Apologies
I Miss U
I Promise
Huge Ego Flare T Other Day
W Samurai
I'm Not Actually Sure If I Should Tell Him
Well
That's A Lie
I Want To, He'll B Happy To Discuss It
I Will Tell Him
Anywayyy
Being New To Polyamorous Living
I've Been Happy To Find Myself
Comfortable W His Many Lovers
They Are Not Me
But
When I Read His Blog T Other Day
He Talked About Another Lover Far Away
Who He Hasn't Fucked Yet...
Ummm...
Wait A Minute!
My Inner Child Wailed!
I AM THE LOVER FAR AWAY
I AM THE ONE YOU WANT
I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND SEXUAL WOMAN EVER!!!
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKGPONWAGINSDNDWFALKN
And Then I Burst Into T Hulk
This Honestly Lasted All Of A Few Minutes
I Trust Love & Accept Samurai
And I Value Myself
My Value Is Not Wrapped Up N Him
And He Gives Me Lots Of Attention
Though I Always Want More Hahaha
He Loves That About Me
And I Love Him For Loving That About Me
Ohhh Sighhh
But
Samurai
It's Gunna Get Pretty Crowded N My Lil Black Book Soon
Oooo Folks
T Men
T Men
T Men
Who R Coming Into My Life!
THANK GOD! For This New Bar Job
I Work My Tits Off
But Along T Wayyy
I'm Meeting T Most Beautiful Interesting & Sexy Men
And Flirting Up A Fucking Stooorm
No Ringers Yet
But I Have My Eye On One Gentleman
Oooo Folks
This Man
This Man
This Man
Russsian & Riiich
THANK GOD! He's A Regular
I Want Him Regular
He's Charming & Polite & Clever
And I Make Him Laugh While I Pull His Old Rosie
(That's A Cider You Disgusting People)
But
OMG Do I Wanna Pull His Old Rosie
He Looks Like He Could B Mean If He Wanted To
And I Mean N A Very Hot Hot Hot Nice Wayyy
I'm Tired Of Being T Man N T Bedroom
Everyone Sees Me As This Sexual Aggressive Feline
Which I Am
But Everyone Fucking Knows
Cats Want Love & Attention & Touch
I Believe I've Never Revealed Myself 100% Sexually
Let Myself Really Play
Because
I Have Yet To Fuck Someone As Nasty As I
Or Brave Enough To B
Or Open Enough To Accept Nasty Lil Me
Why Would I Waste My Best Wank Bank Material
Best Come Churning Moves On B List Lovers?
I Still Showed Them A Good Time Friends
Don't Worryyy
I Just Didn't Want To Break Them
Or Their Dicks

How Bad Ass Is This Sketch?
It's So Age Of Aquarius I Could Cry
<3
Love You Shar
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