Thursday, July 29, 2010

Awakeninnn

Sooo

During My Session W Brandy Rosenburg
(T Psychic Medium)
She Talked A Lot About Sexual Expression
& Tantra
& Sex Education
But Not A Lot About Lovers/Partners

She Picked Out Samurai Right Away
A Male Teacher N My Life

She Described T Kind Of Man I Would Want/Need
An Anchor For My Vibrant Energy
So I Can Stay N T Spotlight & Grounded At T Same Time
N Turn I Transform & Elevate This Lover

Not Much More Than This...
We Had An Hour Booked Together
But W Shakey Skype I Lost About 10 Mins
So She Asked Me To Email
Any Other Questions I Had

Sooo

Of Course I Wanted To Know More About This Lover
Was It One Man? When? Where? Howww?!
: D
AND
GET
THIS...

It's ONE Lover
Lives N NYC
Dark Hair
5 - 7 Yrs Older
(Samurai Samurai Samuraaaiii
Hahaha I Knowww There's Lots O Men Out There)
BUT
She Said My Intimacy Journey
(My Words, Not Hers)
Is Learning How To B
N A Committed Monogamous Relationship

I Know
I Know
I Knowww

Life Is Funny
& Sexy
& Kind

I'm Just Still Absorbing

Luckily
Ruby Never Has To Stay A One-Man-Woman
She Can & Wants & Will
Fuck A Cornucopia Of Male & Female Lovers

Lucky Bitchhh

Love Lust & Light
<3
R




Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Along Came Bill


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Had T Most Incredible Reading
W Psychic Medium, Brandy Rosenburg
T First Things She Spoke About For Me:
Sex
Native American Energy
Ummm!
Joyyy!
She Introduced Me To My Spirit Guide
Wild Bill
I Started Cryin
He's There She Said
Lassoing You N
Reigning You N

She Said I Will Heal People
W My Sexuality & Sexual Expression
Empower Men & Women
I Cried Again

She Said T Blog Is Here To Stay
That I Must Perform More More More
Get N That Spotlighhht!
Tearsss

I Have To Admit
I Feel Fear
But I Must Continue To Educate Myself
Refine Myself
Expand Myself
So I Can Always Support My Work

I Must Look At This Blog
At My Performing
At My Erotica
And See It As Service
As A Liberation For T Audience

I Must Continue You To Push Myself
Connect W Myself
Connect W My Guides
Connect W T Collective
And Serve W Joy Love & Strength
N My Feminine Power

(Plus
I Gotta Stop Fucking Idiots
Who Don't Deserve T Ruby Experience
But We Knew That Already
Hole N Bucket = Pluggged
Fin)

I Feel Calm Knowin Bill Is Here
Grounded
Protected
Supported
I Am So Lucky

Love Lust & Light
<3
R

Friday, July 23, 2010

To Help Us Survive...

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It's Been Said
That I'm A Heartbreaker
Because I Follow My Heart
And Sometimes That Takes Me Away From You
But You Don't Want To Love A Half Me
It's Not Pretty Or Shiny Or Still
It's Angry And Ego And Withdrawn

Beaux Helped Me See My Withdrawal Pattern
After He Removed T Love & Affection
I Removed My Passion & My Creativity
We Still Fucked
But We Weren't There

I've Learned
That When T Sex Gets Boring
I Gotta Ramp It Up Or Get Going
When I Get Clingy & Indecisive & Fake Comes
I Gotta Examine Fast And/Or Get Going
No More Wheels Spinnin N T Mud

Yes This May All Seem Obvious
But I Don't Find Change All That Easy Sometimes
Though I Love & Crave T Phoenix Destruction & Rebirth
I Can B Stubborn & Fearful Too

Someone you have to let in,
Someone whose feelings you spare,
Someone who, like it or not,
Will want you to share
A little, a lot
...Happy 80th Birthday Sondheim

I Will Never Fake An Orgasm Again
T Weird Push And Pull Of Attachment That Happens
Is A Mind Fuck And A Heart Fuck
It's Just So Not Worth It
And You Boost T Ego Of Man Who Hasn't Earned His Boost
And Diminished Yourself & Your Energy N Process

It's Ok Friends
Most Women Do It
Lots O Guys Do It
Just Don't Do It Again!

Love Lust & Light
<3
R

Boo Boop Be Doo

Sooo
Big Newsss!!!
Ruby will be making her first public appearance sometime this year

WHERE?!
N T UK premiere production of 'Naked Girls Reading'
Check HERE for all you need to know about the show

WHEN!?
Show Date TBC...

WHY?!
Because T Hackney City Council of London
Is requiring we get a 'sexual encounter license' to perform
T same license a strip club or 'gentleman's club' requires

WHAT?!
I knowww
It's absolutely ridiculous!
What is this? 1921?
There have been productions in the USA & Canada with no sexual encounter type license required

HOW?! (Are You Gunna Fix This?)
Well we're working on it
May have to cave and buy the 3000 QUID LICENSE
Or we're looking into alternative venues without censorship

Keep watching this space for more deeets

Love & Light
<3
R

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Squeeeze


T 2nd Sketch N Our Series
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Sorta Callin It T Red Light Series At T Mo
Kinda Thinkin It Needs More Japanese Flavour
She Has Sent Me 5 Or 6 So Far
And They R Incredible!
So So So Hot

I'm Going To Submit A Sketch N This Series
Plus A Story For Filament Magazine
Check Out 'T Thinking Woman's Crumpet'
I Suggest Every Lady Pick Up A Copy
I Have To Admit For T Majority
T Male Models Aren't My Personal Taste
But I Appreciate T Perspective
And I Enjoy T Articlesss
And My Samurai Had A Little Feature Recently
Sooo Proud!

I'm Going To Have To Take A Few Days Off
My Ma Is N Town

I've Been Feelin So Romantic Today
Craving Touch Over T Fuck
Just Kisses & Oil Massages & Whispers
Sighhh

Though I Did Have A Wicked Little Fantasy On T Bus
Just A Gutsy 3Some W Samurai & T Man I'm Manifestin
But I Really Had Them Working Like Bros
A Team
High 5's After Big Comes
Swapping Hot Talk To Get Me Keyed Up
Ooo Isn't It Fun When We All Get Along

Love & Light
<3
R

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

T Geisha

Woke Up W A Pounding Headache
Happy Hangover
After Toy Story 3 Breakdown Martinis
At Hospital Club N Covent Garden
Oooo
Mama Loooves Expensive Shit
Yes She Does

ALSO
Woke Up To 4 Incredible Sketches
Art By T Goddess, Sharlena
Hereafter N Blogging Known As: Jophiel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jophiel
I Immediately Set Up My Office N T Sun
To Start Writing & Dreaming

I Did A Little Shoot Last Week
And Oh Friends! I Wanted To Post T Photos Immediately
They're Sooo Hot
And I Love My Body So Much
I Decided To Take Photos W A Lil Story N Mind
And This Shoot Was For My Samurai

I Set T Stage With Raw Silk Black Backdrop
A Short Jet Noir Bob
Makeup Minimal W A Pulsing Red Mouth
Painted My Perfect Nipples W T Same Lipstick Tube
And Though I Experimented W Various Thongs, Bras, Etc
I Always End Up Nude
It's My Favourite Costume!

I Wanted T Story Of A Samurai
Returning From Battle
Ravenous For His Geisha Lover
But Strong Enough To Delay His Satisfaction
There's Nothing I Love/Crave More
Than A Man Who Can Resist Me

I Imagined W Each Frame Our Encounter
My Lover Across From Me, Out Of Reach
Demanding N A Low Strong Voice I Touch Myself
While Poor Ruby Is Standing, Bound At T Wrists
Vulnerable & Almost Ashamed
Burning To Bind Him & Honour My Returning Hero

Oooo It Was A Fun Nighhht
More On That Soon

P.S. Coming Whilst Standing Is HARD People!

Sooo
I've Gotta Tell Youuu
I've Got A Crusssh
But Whyyy Are All T Cocks I Want N Other Countriesss?!
WHERE Is My Private Jet Damnit!
I Can't Name Him
Cause I'm Not Sure Yet...
But Ohhh Myyy God
I'd Walk To His Bed From Here If He Asked Me
I Trust That T Universe Provides
Mark My Words

<3
Love & Light
R


Opener Draft 1

God Blesss www.sharlenawood.com

Once Upon A Time
There Was A Pretty Little Slut Named Rubyyy

Ruby Lived In A Big House
With Big Windows And Many Rooms

Each Room Was Very Different
Some With Leather, Some With Lace

Each With It's Own Dress Up Box
To Help Ruby Change Her Shape

<3
Love & Light
R

Monday, July 19, 2010

Projectsss

I've had a little idea
For an erotic storyboook

"Once upon a time
There was a pretty little slut..."

Tales of erotic joyyy
W beautiful sketches/paintings to go with

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Treatsss


I got a newww toy
I am very happyyy

Remember Dirty Harry My Hitachi?!
He died
It was very sad
We'd just fallen in love and everything...
For those who are confused about what I'm talking about...




Ohhh! Life goes on
It took me awhile but I have my new friend
He's very different from Harry
Rougher tougher and uninhibited by a power cord


What should I name him?...
Prince?

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Presence



I'm Aliiive
Sooo Alive

Deeep Breathsss

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