Naked Monday Blog

OHHH DEAR
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER TYPING UP
THE PREVIOUS BLOG
OYE
'TWAS A HEAVY SATURDAY NIGHT
A VERY INTERESTING FRI - MON

SHIT NEWS FIRST
ANDREW IS A FUCKING MORON
HE CROSSED A VERY IMPORTANT LINE
AND
CONTINUES TO DO THINGS WHICH ARE
WELL
MANIPULATIVE AND PREDATORY
I DON'T LIKE
I'M NOT GOING TO STAND IT
I REALIZE OUR FRIENDSHIP
HAS COME TO AN END
WELL
NOT THE WHOLE THING
BUT HE WILL NO LONGER BE
IN MY INNER CIRCLE
SO
WELL
C'EST LA VIE

ANDREW ONCE SAID:
I TELL YA GUYS
WHEN A GUY TAKE HOME A GIRL
WHEN HE'S DRUNK OR WHATEVER
AND FUCKS HER (PRONOUNCED 'UH')
AS SOON AS HE COMES HE THINKS:
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SLEPT WITH HER
WHILE
HE'S
STILL
INSIDE
HER
WOW
WOW
WOW
AND HE WAS WILLING AND BEGGING
FOR ME TO BE HIS CUM BUCKET THAT NIGHT
WELL
FUCKING GUESS WHAT SWEETHEART?!?!
I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING JACK OFF RECEPTACLE
I AM DISAPPOINTED
AND
I FUCKING HHHAAATTTEEE BEING DISAPPOINTED
IT'S THE WORST OF ALL LOWER ENERGY EMOTIONS
SO
I AM LETTING HIM GO
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER
I KNOW WE'LL STILL SEE EACH OTHER
AND IT'LL BE GREAT TO SEE YOU
TAKE CARE

THE TOTALLY-AMAZING-SEXY-TIME-OF-MY-LIFE-GREAT NEWS
HAHAHA
DATE ON FRIDAY WITH SAMURAI WAS...
IN A WORD...
THOUGHT-PROVOKING

THOUGHT #1:
WOW! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD COME THAT MANY TIMES IN A ROW!

THOUGHT #2
I NEED TO START WRITING THIS SHIT DOWN. BECAUSE I NEED TO FIND ME A LONDON KNIGHT AND SCHOOL HIM ON THE WAYS OF SEX, ALL THANKS TO MY FUTURE LOVER

THOUGHT #3
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IN LOVE MEAN? DOES THE SAMURAI EVER REALLY FALL IN LOVE? PERHAPS ONE PARTICULAR GEISHA HE PINES FOR...

THOUGHT #4
THANK YOU UNIVERSE. FOR BRINGING MY FUTURE LOVER TO ME. I PROMISE TO CONTINUE TEACHING OTHERS AND LOVING MYSELF BECAUSE REWARDS LIKE THIS MAKE MY LIFE ON THIS EARTH FEEL LIKE A DREAM

SO
YEAH
THE SESSION WAS THOUGHT-PROVOKING
AND
JUBILANT
AND
FREEING
AND
RIDICULOUSLY HOT
I HAVEN'T STOPPED SMILING

LIVING THE DREAM MY FRRRIENDS
: x