SO-OH-OH-OH-OH MUCH BETTER

GRINNING FROM EAR 2 EAR
BECAUSE
I AM
IN TOUCH
WITH THE SEX SAMURAI
AND
OH MY GOODNESS
HE IS DEFINITELY
MY TYPE
QUIRKY LOOKING
SLIM BUT TONED
AND
LOVES THE CUNT
AND
LOVES WOMEN
AND
LOVES SEX
OMG
OMG
OMG
WE'VE GOT A DATE
A HYPOTHETICAL
ONE DAY
WHEN WE'RE IN THE SAME COUNTRY
KIND OF DATE
AND
OH
OH
OH
THAT DAY COULD
NOT
COME FAST ENOUGH
IN THE MEANTIME
PRACTICING
STUDYING
AND
EXPANDING
SO I CAN MATCH
HIS SEXUAL PROWESS
AND
SKILLS
MISS ST. VILLIER DUBBED ME
THE QUEEN OF MASTURBATION
FLATTERED
BUT
I WOULD LIKE TO BE
MORE KNOWN
AS
THE QUEEN OF PLEASURE
IN ALL FORMS
NO DISCRIMINATION HERE
; )