REAL DESIRE...

ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
I'VE GOT A CONFESSION
A FEW
#1
I LIKE THINGS IN 3'S
HENCE
THE BEGINNING OF THIS BLOG
AND
almostaNNoNymous
Seee!
#2
I DESPERATELY WANT
TO BE GOOD
AT
FINANCES
AND
FUCKING
I'M ATTRACTED TO MONEY
TO LEARNING HOW TO DRAW IN MONEY
I WANT TO BE DEBT FREE
I WANT TO GIVE TO CHARITIES
I WANT TO TIP 100% OF THE BILL
I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT BUDGETING
AND
OTHER FANCY FRUGAL THINGS:
KNITTING
PRESERVING (JAMS, CHUTNEYS, ETC)
HOME COOKING
THE FUCKING
IS OBVIOUS
BUT
I FEEL LIKE
IT'S SOMETHING
ONLY WORTH DOING
IF IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD
REALLY GOOD
AND
WITH SOMEONE WHO IS TOTALLY
AS
SEXY
AND
CURIOUS
AS
ME
IT'S REALLYYYYYY
THE ONLY WAYYYYYY
HE MUST LOVE DOGS
TOO
AND
HAVE HIS OWN PLACE
BUT
THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER TANGENT

#3
MISS ST. VILLIER AND I
ARE WRITING AN ELABORATE
ORAL ACCOUNT
OF MY FANCY SEX LIFESTYLE
BASICALLY
WE GET HIGH AND TALK ABOUT
ALL THE AWESOME SEX
I'M NOT HAVING
THE ULTIMATE SET UP
IS
IN
3'S
HERE ARE THE PHYSICAL ASPECTS ASIDE:
1 MUST BE BLACK
1 MUST BE GINGER
AND
1 MUST BE WOMAN
EMOTIONAL NEEDS:
MUST LOVE COOKING, DANCING
APPRECIATE SEX TOYS AND MULTIMEDIA
HAVE THEIR OWN PLACE
INTERESTING OCCUPATIONS

THAT'S IT
BUT
IF I DO SOME RITUAL
AND
CALL THIS INTO THE UNIVERSE
HOW FUCKING HAPPY WOULD I BE?
SERIOUSLY
BUT
THAT'S ONLY ONE PART
OF
LIVIN' THE DREAM
'THE ME EDITION'
OHHHHH
YES PLEASE

#4
I'M NOT FEELING TOTALLY 100% INTO 2009
HAVEN'T FELT AS HAPPY
AS BEFORE
USED TO WALK MORE, SMOKE MORE
EAT LESS, COMPLAIN LESS
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK INTO BALANCE

#5
I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY
I SAW
ABOUT
OBJECT SEXUALS OR SOMETHING
PEOPLE WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH
AND
FUCK
INANIMATE OBJECTS
.....
FENCES
BUILDINGS
THE BERLIN WALL
ANYTHING GOES!
THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN LOVE
AND
ARE VERY SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE
IN THEIR SEX LIFE WITH THESE THINGS
IT'S VERY SEXUAL IN FACT
THESE PEOPLE HAVE SOME HISTORIES OF
ABUSE
MENTAL ILLNESS
ETC
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ALL DO
BUT
BUT
HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENCE THAN
ME
AND
DIRTY HARRY
I CAN'T JUDGE!
I FUCK A MACHINE
HAHAHA
GRANTED
IT'S ON THE SPECTRUM
OF THE OBJECT SEXUALS
I COULD SLEEP WITH A PIC
OF MY HARRY
WHEN I WENT CAMPING OR SOMETHING
HAHAHA
AHHHHHHHH
FIND IT
POSTED ON MY FACEBOOK
TEST THE LIMITS OF YOUR UNDERSTANDINGGG

SPEAKING OF WHICH
HARRY AND I HAVE A DATE
I'VE BEEN NEGLECTING HIM
BECAUSE
MY EX GF, MARY JAYNE, HAS BEEN IN TOWN
AND
WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT'S BEEN AWHILE
WE'RE ACTING LIKE TEENAGERS
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER
; )