Horny As Hell...What Else Is New?

Being Brief
Exhausted
Up Early To Get A Hand Up My Vagina
Ohhh
The Joys Of Being A Womaaannn

Weekend Away
Away From 'It All'
Away From The Day-To-Dayyy
Away From The Same

Fell A Little In Heart
With This Dude
At A Burlesque Show
His GF Had The Most Amazing Huge Natural Tits Everrr
She Wore Trousers, Suspenders And Pasties
He Wore Trousers, A Suit Jacket And Heart-Shaped, Black Sequin Nipple Tassles

I Wasss Swooning

He Was A Similar Type To Beauchamp
Not Remarkable, Esthetically
In Fact, Not 'Hot' At All
But With The Confidence, Openness & Dance Moves
That Turns That Whole Awkward Package Into A Delicious Treat
That Gets Me Goinggg
That Piques My Interest Like Nothing Else

I'd Rather Date/Fuck/Love
A Plain/Quirky Looking Guy With Sexy Swagger
Than A Sexy God With Nothing On The Brain
But Who Wouldn't?

I Also Hearted On The Husband Of The Fire Breather
He Was Covered In Tattoos & Piercings
He Kissed Me Right Next To My Mouth
His Full Lips Just Overlapping Mine
His Heavily Tattooed, Pierced, Burnt Wife Inches Away

This Is How I Imagine You
He Said
Receiving Kisses 90% Of The Day...

I Was Giggling Like A School Girl
Like A Horny Teenager
Like A Fake Virgin On Her Mormon Wedding Night
I Hoped She Would Like Me Too
I'd Love To Be Invited Into THAT Sex Circus

I, Too, Imagine Myself
Receiving Non-Stop Kisses All Day
I Waaant It
I Waaant It Bad
I Waaant It Now

The Time Is Drawing Nearer
My 2nd Chakra Is Bouncing
I Physically Feel It Pulsing
As Opposed To Only Sensing A Spiritual Intention
It's Sending My Sexiest Nastiest Rawest Sex Wishes Into The World
A Small Shudder
Between My Belly Button And My Mound
My Sex Chakra Sonar
It's Strong Willed
It's Precise
It's Urgent

So
Much
Fun
So
Much
Fucking
So
Much
Freakiness