Monday, January 26, 2009

Look Down...It's All In Your Mind...

I FUCKING LOVE MERYL STREEP
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
HIGHER SELF
LET ME
ONE DAY
BE CLOSE TO AS AWESOME AS HER
SUCH AN AMAZING
FUCKING FEM FEM FEMINIST
AND SHE AIN'T PROTESTING SHIT
OR
NOT SHAVING HER PITS
OR
REFUSING TO HAVE A HUSBAND/CHILDREN
SHE'S JUST LIVING HER LIFE
TO THE GODDAMN FULLEST
SHE IS SIMPLY
DOING THE BEST SHE CAN
BRA-FUCKING-VO MERYL
.....
I WOULD LIKE TO BE DEBT FREE THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO BE CONSTANTLY MAKING OUT THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO MOVE INTO A FAB PLACE OF MY OWN THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN TOTALLY FLOW THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW MORE SKIN THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO DRESS FOR THE OCCASION THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO EMBRACE NATURAL BIRTH CONTROL THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO DEVIRGINIZE MY LONDON BED THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON MY FIRST DATE THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY HAIR/MAKE UP DONE LOTS-O-LAH THIS YEAR
I WOULD LIKE TO UNDERSTAND ANNOYING STAR SIGNS THIS YEAR
......
I'M EMBRACING A COLD
AND
ALLOWING IT TO PASS THROUGH MY BODY
FLUSHING MY BODY WITH LOVE, FLUIDS AND VITAMIN C
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE PLACEBO AFFECT/EFFECT (?)
READ AN ARTICLE TODAY
ABORTIONS IN PILL FORM
HMMMMMM
I'M SURE THAT'S PREFERABLE
TO A HOOVER IN YOUR UTERUS
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A HOOVER IN MY UTERUS
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE - LOML
TOLD ME WOMEN ONLY SHED 1 TABLESPOON OF BLOOD/PERIOD
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT
I LOVE YOU DARLING
BUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT
I'M TRYING TO LOVE MY PERIODS MORE
I'M NOT A PERIOD HATER
BUT
I CAN'T HELP BUT GET QUEASY
JUST A LITTLE BIT
WHEN YOU'VE GOT BLOOD
COMING OUT OF YOU
ON YOUR HANDS
WRECKING CUTE PANTIES
LOOKING INTO A TOILET BOWL AND SEEING RED
I WANNA FAINT
BUT
I DON'T GET CRAMPS OR TOO MUCH PMS
SO
I MUST LOVE MYSELF ENOUGH
TO ALLOW THE PERIOD
TO COME ALONG WITH EASE
UNLESS OF COURSE
YOU NOTICE ME WEEPING AT A DROP OF A HAT
OR
PERHAPS BURNING YOU WITH MY STARE AT PARTIES
HAHAHA
NO ONE IS PERFECT RIGHT?!
......
JAMIE OLIVER PROMOTING PORK
TRAINING TO BECOME A PILOT
FUNNELING MONEY INTO BANKS
TO ME
WELL
WHY INVEST IN A DYING, ALMOST DEAD INDUSTRY
ART WILL NEVER DIE
FOR ART
WE LIVE


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