From T Moment I Wake Up

Sharlena
I Am Your Muse
You
Are My Muse Too

OOOMMMGGG
Tonight
I watched the most fabulous musical
Now
I like to think I see a good amount of theatre
Probably 50+ shows in London
Over the past 2.75 years
And they've ranged from
Shakespeare
Dance/Performance Art
West End
Improv
Etc
Etc
Etc
And
THIS SHOW HAD ME
WITH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE
FILLED WITH GLEE
GLITTER
AND
GRATITUDE
*drum rolll*
Priscilla Queen Of The (Fucking) Desert
Yes
I Know
It Was Seriously Fucking Amazing
I Wanted To Be In It
It Looked So Fucking Fuuunnn
And The Performers Were Fabulous
And The Choreography Was Hilarious
Oh
Maaannn
Loved It
Obviii

Mother Is Here
So No Sex For Me
Not Like I Haven't Tried
Fuck
Even Gave This Gorgeous Guy My Number
I'm Putting It Out There
I May Have A Couple Lovers In My Life
But I Am Open To Suggestion
I Am Taking Meetings
I Am On The Fucking Prowl
Puuurrrrrr
I Want My Bed Empty
When I Want My Bed Empty
But
I Want My Bed Full
When I Want My Fucking Bed Full
And
I Am Not Impressed
With The Fact That I Am Falling Asleep Alone Tonight
I Need To Get Laid
And I Need It Nooowww

I Don't Know What's Up W Me
I Just Feel Like I Wanna Disappear W Someone For A Week
Hole Up In T Flat
Just Stay N
And Fuck
And Chat
And Hide Away
For A Week
For A Weekend
Forever

Tonight
On the way home from the theatre
Ma and I were approached by a man
He had one of those froggy deep in the throat voices
Toni Morrison talks about them
Especially in 'Beloved'
He croaks to me:
Hey! (Through a crowd of theatre goers)
Do you know this area?
Ummmm Depends
I say
Turns out he parked his car
And now he can't find it
He seems slow to me
And I can't tell if the tears
Running out of his eyes
And over his cheeks
I can't tell if they're from fear or frustration or the wind
As we're walking
I zip up his backpack
The front pocket was open
He's looking for his car which he parked near a McDonalds
Near a KFC
Ummmm...Ok I think
I tell him where I think there are a few nearby
We're in the fucking centre of tourist London
There is a fucking McDonalds and KFuckingC every 2nd homeless person
I really hope that man found his car
And his way home
Safely
The angels are on it
: D